"Crazy mad. Like full on crazy go nuts. It's all very Kanye-meets-Tom-Waits-meets-Old-School-Clint-Eastwood."

There was something about this change that had made Caroline sort of hyper pop-culture literate. It was kind of funny, actually, in that way that strange quirks that sprang from nowhere were. In a month or two she would likely remember this time and cringe. Right now she was just going to take the whole thing in gingham-filled stride.

"I swear, next time we're going to end up in 18th century Versailles. I can feel it."